Rob

Rob is usually the name of an obese child with a dented head

That brick rob is constantly eating.

by Vhayne February 17, 2019

Rob

is a guy who locks kids up in his basement

that rob right there is a kidnapper

by FatKidFromTheInternet February 8, 2020

rob

he always says less is more, that is also like his penis. He has always a R.O.B. (random occuring boner)

Ooh Rob has a ROB

by Jasper L November 23, 2021

Rob

Cunt

Hey that guy robs a cunt

by Rydon September 25, 2020

ROB

Random Occuring Boner. This usually happens when a hot ass girl walks by you in the middle of class, you look at her, and POOF. Instant boner and instant embarrassment. Congratulations my friend, you have a ROB.

Tyler: "Dude, you need to get your ROB under control."
Grant: "Ahhhh man, she's so hot though. Oh shit, look away!"
Tyler: "That was disgusting as fuck, man."

by HEHMKM July 17, 2013

Rob

A boy that thinks he is gods gift but is actually the lowest person on the food chart no matter what he does he try's to make everyone he knows think his a legend

That bloke is being a proper rob

by 😂🖕🏼 May 4, 2018

Rob

A bald egg-shaped ogre lacking a sense of humour with crooked teeth and a small fat penis alos known as a chode.

Get away from me you Rob.

by Nathan Fear January 20, 2009