Rhinotarian

A libertarian with a sense of humor. A libertarian Comedian. Inclined to Free Speech action. Based on the Rhino Party as blended with the Libertarian Party, Vancouver-East in 2019's libertarian party had a Comedian and Rhino member, and there are US examples such as Vermin Supreme. PJ O'Rourke. Trey Parker/Matt Stone.

That Rhinotarian's campaign promises free ponies.

by pornstitute November 14, 2019

Crushed Rhino

Crushed Rhino is the act of, mashing your genitalia against a clear piece of glass. Giving the illusion of a rhinos face.

Ghoutty walked out of his room only to see his friend had mashed his cock and balls to the clear glass of a fire extinguisher holder, he replied "that looks like a crushed rhino" his friend then called him a fag for looking at his junk.

by BenderBotsack August 28, 2009

Hippo Elephant Rhino

When put together, you get Helephino (Hell if I know). Can be used if you do not know the answer to a question

Bob: When are we going to go to supper
Jessi: Hippo Elephant Rhino.

by theweeklymancast_dave October 28, 2010

Sand Rhino

Any large woman found in Southern California deserts. Often found drinking Coors Light as if they needed it. Skanky clothes are very common. Sand rhinos hibernate in Glamis and Ocotillo Wells in winter. Also see "Superstition Mountain Goat"

The only thing worse than a Glamis sand rhino is a Fabtech lift kit.

by mandrel bent dimple-died chromoly April 30, 2005

Rhino-Pig

A fat person (usually a woman) who has the tendency to eat like a 'pig' and stomp around like a 'rhino'. Hence the phrase Rhino-Pig. Rhino-pigs are best described as obese, ugly, nasty bitches. Often times their attitudes are poor and they are very annoying.

"That rhino-pig is a fat slob." or "That rhino-pig is such a fuckin' bitch."

by T-Bone aka T-Money October 10, 2008

Rhino twins

Used when referring to a pair of female twins who are so ugly and hideous that they are said to resemble rhinos. Rhino twins are big, fat, very ugly, and mentally slower than normal people.

-Dang, did you see those freshmen Rhino twins??

-Yeah dude, they're ruining my eyesight.

by ih8uglychks April 21, 2009

Rhino Stopper

someone who has the power in his fist to stop rhinos in there tracks, infact legend has it the power of their punch has been known to decapitate its victims!!

hey lad, dont mess with that yorkie, hes just slotted someone and they were out cold for 3 hours, man i reckon he has the legenderry Rhino Stopper fist

by legend13 May 17, 2010