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slow race

A contest between two people to see who can move the slowest towards an undesirable task when neither wants to do it. Often individuals participating make exaggerated movements in order to appear like they are making an attempt to complete the task.
John and Sally had a slow race to see who would deal with the angry customer on hold.

There are no winners in a slow race, the person to get to the task first does not win, the are the looser.
by Marc Bennets June 12, 2008
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Dart Race Belt Fight

Originating at Bishops University, this legendary battle occurs between two shirtless bucks who race to finish a dart while lashing each other with belts.

Regulation leather belts are encouraged, an impartial adjudicator should simultaneously spark both darts, one smoke break is allowed per match.
Chuck may have lost the dart race belt fight but Alex looked fucking mangled.
by Sexyalexis September 17, 2016
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dutch racecar

When a man is driving a car, sitting in the lap of another man that is fucking him in the ass.
Ian and Tom went on a road trip just so they could dutch racecar.
by tekoopr May 15, 2016
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PC Master Race

Gamers who invest time and money into their personal computer and use it as their main gaming platform with the graphic settings cranked up to maximum. Unlike the dirty console peasants, members of the glorious PC gaming master race have the freedom to upgrade their hardware, overclock, modify their game files, and play games at a level of quality unobtainable on consoles.

While anyone can go out and buy a powerful gaming computer which comes pre-assembled, many purists will argue that the money saved and experience gained from building a computer yourself is what actually makes someone a member of the PC master race.
Ryan: Did you hear Dave just built a $2,000 gaming computer?
Jeff: Yeah, he threw away his Xbox and has been playing Spreadsheet Simulator 3 for a week straight.
Ryan: He has truly become a member of the PC master race.
by no gaems June 6, 2013
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keg race

You have two kegs and two teams with an equal amount of members. Tap the kegs, and then whoever finishes their whole keg first wins.
Yes! Did you hear Sean's having a keg race this weekend?!
by Jemegan March 1, 2007
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amazing race

Same as The Amazing Race, just without the word "the". No one cares about using it as the first word in the title anyways.


(The) Amazing Race is better than Survivor because:

Amazing Race: Get to go around the world in many days
Survivor: Around an island in 29 days
Amazing Race: 6 Continents, many countries, many cities, thousands and thousands of miles.
Survivor: 1 island, two shelters.
Amazing Race: Nice resting places
Survivor: Sand and sticks.

See also The Amazing Race.
Why the teams only fly around 6 continents and not the 7th one is because only researchers are down there of course.
by Meerna and Schmeerna August 4, 2004
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frot race

The act of competition, which consists of rubbing together two penises in the act of frot. The winner is determined by who is able to prolong orgasm longest.
Dude, I always lose when I frot race because I have no endurance.
by DOS Emulation August 15, 2006
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