when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible
And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies
by jim bob ray April 10, 2007
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Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute
Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...
Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.
Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...
Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.
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Neil: "How was the supermarket last night?"
Bob: "Well I took a number at the counter and there were like 5 people in front of me, so I had to wait a half hour or so. But it was worth the wait since I had a 'buy one get one free' coupon."
Neil: "I hate those deli lines."
Bob: "What deli? I'm talking about your sister. She was lining 'em up in the store bathroom last night as usual. Chucking my junk in that was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."
Neil: "Damn that skank is such a revolving door."
Bob: "Word to your mother."
Bob: "Well I took a number at the counter and there were like 5 people in front of me, so I had to wait a half hour or so. But it was worth the wait since I had a 'buy one get one free' coupon."
Neil: "I hate those deli lines."
Bob: "What deli? I'm talking about your sister. She was lining 'em up in the store bathroom last night as usual. Chucking my junk in that was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."
Neil: "Damn that skank is such a revolving door."
Bob: "Word to your mother."
by Nick D September 29, 2005
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Damn, this place is becoming a revolving door. We've gone through four guys in that position this quarter. . .
by Rurounin January 10, 2004
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in the act of had that person decided to revolt, to take over the government, to free the slaves.
in the act of had that person decided to revolt, to take over the government, to free the slaves.
The slaves did not know or want to feel depressed addressed as slaves, so the very person who was revolting for their freedom, such as with Jesus before TV and stuff, the authority figures barbarians whatever, had only our wordings, our monkey babble to try to contort to keep control. Jesus was considered revolting and so got nailed to the cross. Now with music and stuff like that, we may not only slang our own way, but refine when the real wise one comes and the others follow, then we can solve our problems, knowing that pro-choice means pro-life for example, or else until then they fail to solve the abortion problem most logically under pro-death conspiracy. Revolting how that is, runs the risk of getting nuked just to stop abortions, the big abortion.
Revolting how that dumbass thinks he's the Lord, editting over a dozen times, still mistaking his omega for alpha, revolting how clogged up of tar head assumptions the marijuana is here anyway, the only valid one reminds you eat your vegetables, all the other bs doesn't even really belong.
Revolting how that dumbass thinks he's the Lord, editting over a dozen times, still mistaking his omega for alpha, revolting how clogged up of tar head assumptions the marijuana is here anyway, the only valid one reminds you eat your vegetables, all the other bs doesn't even really belong.
by Joven August 28, 2006
Get the revolting mug.Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.
My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."
by Literate Stud February 16, 2023
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