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Retrosexual

an experience with someone later in life who was known and perhaps dated at a much earlier time of life
"I had not gone out with her since high school, but I found her on the internet and now we are seeing each other again, I guess you could call it a retrosexual experience"
by iRustin September 13, 2009
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Representative Democracy

A joke that involves freedoms and "choice". In reality you have no power, it allows gerrymandering, if the two conspires (Republican+Democrat, due to first pass the post, shit system BTW), you have no choice in reality.
by Click Here! December 5, 2017
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Fucking Retrospect

A reflection upon happier times, prior to the days of one's inability to have sex.
I was happily daydreaming about my youth, engaging in Fucking Retrospect.
by The Grottomaster August 22, 2011
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represent

to claim or declare something as yours; to belong to, be a part of
I represent that dirty south.
by only1princess July 5, 2003
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retrosexual

Who says it has to be the opposite of metrosexual? A retrosexual is (in the female case) that woman who eschews the sexual-revolution plank of feminism in favor of more-traditional values. Perhaps even 1950s values (this is not to say she goes as far as the cone-bra). A little burlesque, a little Betty Crocker, the retrosexual woman has new-fangled spunk and old-fashioned values: she does for abstinence and monogamy what Slang Flashcards do for Dover illustrations. She may be, well, Sexless in the City, but only 'cause she chooses to be.
At my cocktail hour the other evening, we were discussing just how "retro" I am — that I have at some times sought to attract men by baking them cookies or knitting them slippers. "You're so RETRO!" someone cried. "Oh no," I replied. "I'm retrosexual."
by Anna Broadway October 25, 2004
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Retrosexual

Someone who has many stories or references to past sexual encounters, but nobody can remember anything in recent times.
"David is such a retrosexual"
"How so"
"He's telling his high school sex stories again, even though he's been dwelling on them for years. Why doesn't he at least tell us something new"
"Well, they're all he's got"
by BWhatley February 22, 2009
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retrosexual

Of a mindset that people can get their groove thing on and be perfectly civilized about it. Best typified by the Rat Pack lifestyle: Great suits, martinis and holding the door for women so you can take a peep at those gams.
"That sharkskin suit sure is metrosexual, Frank."

"Retrosexual, daddy-o. Oooh, look at that dame over there!"
by eponodyne October 10, 2005
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