digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 16, 2023

Retarted Swag

Crazy- Stupid.When you act crazy yet stupid making people laugh.

He got that retarted swag.
She be doing that retarted swag stuff.

by Freeda & Tia & Kenneth July 12, 2010

retarted

A slur against non nuerotipicals such as people with autism or who are deaf or disabled, people that have any disorder that effects there behavior. do not use it it’s so disrespectful.

“That guy is so retarted.”

by ydoucareabtmyname May 28, 2021

retorrent

To use bittorrent to download something that you once downloaded, but lost for some reason.

I had to retorrent all my 65daysofstatic when my hard drive failed.

by Jimmy Fisher February 27, 2008

retrotech

Like steampunk, but better. Victorian-era technology used to make crazy-ass shit, like the spider robot in Wild Wild West or Alan Moore's Tom Strong. A spaceship with lots of huge cogwheels and valves and pistons and things.

I really want to see a proper CG movie with decent retrotech spaceships

by BillytheBilly October 20, 2008

retarted fuck

your fucking retarded!

why would you do that you retarted fuck?

by CummingGilinsky January 3, 2017

Retarted

Retarded but also a tart like Ethan

Person 1: Hey that guy is retarded
Person 2: no, he's "retarted"
Person 1 :Yes

by /.,,,, December 13, 2017