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roasted penis

an extremly sunburned dick.
that man had a very soggy roasted penis. it was insane. MOTHER FUCK. put it away larry!
by cademhsmr June 22, 2006
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Roasted Chicken

They had a roasted chicken for their engagement dinner.
They had a roasted chicken for their engagement dinner.
by Map25 July 25, 2019
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roasted nuggets

taking a shit and then inserting the "nuggets" into the girls butt and then proceeding to fuck her in the butt, then she shits out the "roasted nuggets".
Yo last night i was feeling a little mysterious so I gave Becky some roasted nuggets for christmas.
by beedo202 December 10, 2010
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retartedtrentonrex

he is a gay native that likes all of his cousins and he likes the dick in his ass he is really retarted he moans in the back of the class he likes a gay guy from yellowkife and he moans to him
he is gay and a homo he likes gay people and he is gay he likes caousin cause his girlfriend is his sister retartedtrentonrex
by gaige forrest March 6, 2017
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posted n' roasted

When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"

(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)
post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)

douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.

poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.

douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.

poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...

(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)

friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"
by Kevin E. F. May 5, 2010
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Boom Roasted

A phrase that is said after a huge "BURN!"
Random Person: You're ugly.

You: That's not what your girlfriend said! Boom Roasted.
by Thatguy123:) January 7, 2011
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roasted

To get high from smoking alot of marijuhana
i was so roasted last night!
by Big Chief February 3, 2003
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