emotionally retarded

Adj. used to describe someone who is incapable of understanding or communicating their true feelings or emotions.
1. Emotionally ignorant to the various levels of emotion. Only expresses emotion in black or white - angry or happy. Doesn’t know how to differentiate the emotional shades of gray in between.
2. Often afraid that people will look down on them for expressing their true emotions.
3. Tend to convince themselves that they are feeling a certain way to cover up their true feelings.

Every time my sister is upset about something she says she's angry without analyzing that anger is a reaction that stems from hurt, disappointment, or sadness. She's so out of tune with her feelings that she's emotionally retarded!

by Crysco December 29, 2007

Retarded retard

A retard that is so retarded this retard must be called a retarded retard.

Retarded retard

by the random. October 10, 2021

Mentally Retarded

Fortnite players.
If seen in public please mercy kill, so that the infection does not spread.

How many mentally retarded organisms have you shot down

by D1ngleb33ry May 28, 2019

retardism

A philosophy or the actual physical act that demonstrates one's stupidity and statements thereof. onesided,tithead,
slow,retard,asshole,moron

The asshole of a boss was preaching his regular spiel of bullshit which was nothing more than retardism.

by spikeB028 November 11, 2006

even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.

by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 1, 2004

retarded fish frog

A statement made by Mrs. Garrison in the South Park two parter episodes where Cartman freezes himself.

"Do you mind telling me why my daughter thinks she's a retarded fish frog!?"

by unhunkyguy February 4, 2009

Politically Retarded

When one believes anything they see on their TV without checking it through. Then goes and says retarded off-topic shit

***ACTUAL CONVERSATION***
Grandma: How come the Dems can fund Sound Barring walls, but not the border wall?
Me: *laughs* wow grandma you sound so Politically Retarded right now.

by Arianna_red22 July 29, 2018