resting moron face

A resting facial expression that makes a person appear to be a moron, and lacking common sense.

No, he's really not an idiot. He just suffers from resting moron face.

by Epic Dick May 22, 2018

resting derp face

A relaxed facial expression which perpetually holds an expression which can often be described as cute, awkward, and somewhat silly.

The word "derpy" is often used to describe such people.

Eric and Joe: Hi, Matt! :D

*Matt smiles awkwardly and gently waves as he passes them*

Eric: Aww, Matt's always so derpy all the time! I love that guy.

Joe: It's kind of his thing. He has resting derp face.

by akuwardmoments April 11, 2018

Pecker resting

The act of placing an object on your lap

I can't eat the popcorn if you're going to be pecker resting the popcorn.

by Allen24 December 8, 2010

restecpa

respect. need i say anymore?

r-e-s-t-e-c-p-a.. do you even know what that spells?

- ALI G, Indahouse.

by wigga/wiggi November 12, 2003

anal retentive

A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."

My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.

by Jonathan May 8, 2004

Resentment

When you feel upset & fell that someone did you dirty. Usually when you feel this way you haven't & don't plan on telling them that you think they were unfair to you in some way.

I'm feeling resentment towards Jason because he didn't get me a Christmas gift but I got him 2 gifts. He said "sorry" & I said "it's all good. It's the thought that counts".

by MaryWilderness April 3, 2016

Resting Python

An extremely large shit. When you haven't crapped in days and then finally let it explode out your anus. A very key characteristic of the resting python is the ability to get the feces to wrap around the inside of the toliet bowl like a resting snake.

"Dude, John, come here and check out this resting python in it's natural habitat!"

by Scott Hild November 4, 2007