Rectal Rambler

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.

The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.

by AmosOtis February 6, 2009

deer rental

a prostitute that doesn't shave... anything

Bob: I fucked a deer rental last nite
Jose: EW!

by boobsack55 November 25, 2011

Amazon Rental

Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.

George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.

Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!

George: Say what?

Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!

George: Genius!

by MrMojoRisin17 September 20, 2021

Dopefiend Rental

A vehicle obtained in trade for drugs, usually for a set amount of time although occasionally the owner will call it in stolen.

Cuz why I got a dopefiend rental for but 1 rock, what it do.

by Fetty Heen May 19, 2005

Restart

A common misspelling of the word retard. It can also be used ironically to mock those who cannot spell, or just for fun.

Dude stop being such a fucking restart
Are you restarted?

by Thim🅱️le November 22, 2018

Retal

An energetic, hyper and loving person, anytime you need her she will always be there and although she is very stubborn she is also very giving. She is an energetic ball of fun and can hardly sit down, she is caring, courageous and beyond gorgeous. If your ever sad she will never hesitate to try to make you feel better or just be there for you. She is always happy when she is included and she loves when someone is there to listen to her problems. She might annoy the crap out of you but in the end of the day there’s nothing you wouldn’t do to hang out with her and you could never imagine your life without her.

Retal is so hyper

Yep that’s her!

by Lolrrr23455&&@ May 11, 2021

Rectal Salsa

The prolonged (and rather smelly discharge) left behind after a fierce night of anal sex. Can be mixed in conjunction with a Chicago Martini to make quite the punch for your special get-togethers.

Man...we have to stop doing it so hard..I don't have enough tortilla chips for my rectal salsa.

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 16, 2004