¿requires va ir coma con mi?

spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.

by james short March 21, 2007

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

Requiregets

Items you need that you are going to get at a store or some other place of business.

Dude where are you going? I'm going to the store to get some requiregets

by D3M0N1Z3R87 February 27, 2011

required viewing

Any form of media that simply must be seen in order for you to be a proper member of a group.

Zootopia is required viewing for furries

by illuminatijoe666 July 2, 2016

required reading

Just another bu**s**t compulsory activity (like in-depth studying of history or science or chemistry) in school dat usually just wastes your time/energy/patience and very seldom has any use in future life or employment.

I imagine that "required reading" has often significantly contributed to childhood dissatisfaction and lack of bonding among siblings, since many a youngster has had to sadly play by himself because Big Bro/Sis had to study books instead of paying attention to said toddler.

by QuacksO July 25, 2019

Requirements doc

A useless word file by writing which you get sense of accomplishment without actually accomplishing anything

Plumber with background in technical writing:
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"

Plumber two:
- good job!

by Bossfucker October 15, 2020

Requirements

You don't have them.

It's McDonald's man, they won't reject you. In fact I think a criminal record is a requirement, and so is a car.. Gotta be a nice one though, and they also have a height and persona requirements.. Oh wait, yeah they will reject it: Sorry there Dwarfie-D.

by MadMushroom400 February 1, 2022