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My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.
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The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA
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by weave September 17, 2003
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A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"
"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"
"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"
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