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Theory of Relative Abundance

The theory that a woman who is usually looked at as a root, but because of the lack of women in the particular area the theory of relative abundance is implemented and said woman becomes increasingly more attractive.
Dude, she's fucking ugly dog, fucking ugly. I mean for real dog, FUCKING UGLY. You are just held by the grasp of the theory of relative abundance, dog.
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The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.
My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
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theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators

The theory that childhood educators of any kind put out (are sluts), though the younger the children they educate, the more they put out
The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA
by Tev13 October 28, 2010
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If you are missing a lot of braincells you may say this phrase in order to overpower any comment thrown at you, whether that be “Your mom gay” “No U” even overcoming the dreaded “Ur grandpap a trap”. No other phrase has been, is now, or ever will be more powerful than this. No matter what.
Your mom ga...

THOU FAVORED RELATIVE ART HOMOPHOBICALLY CURIOUS
by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018
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IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."
by weave September 17, 2003
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Gorilla's close relative

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.
A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"
by Did I say fuck you today? March 10, 2009
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Distant Relative

A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed
girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter
by Shutupandlisten August 28, 2010
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