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regressive party

No, the other guy is wrong. The term regressive party may refer to something lame and boring like that, but it is also popularized by Maddox, and the one stance of the regressive party is that they are "Against Abortion, For Killing Babies."
The regressive party is awesome, because I've always hated babies and like to daydream about drowning them in puppy blood - maybe kitten blood, if no puppies are available.
by StevenR October 9, 2007
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Regretsthedaywemet

An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.
It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.
by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019
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regretsenstrudel

Upon discovery that she had been running her entire life with exercise-induced asthma, Dominique felt a wave of regretsenstrudel wash over her like cloyingly sweet, suffocating relief.
by your other other mom August 26, 2013
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Regretti Spagetti

When you cook food and regret it instantly after
Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night
by ImApersononline September 24, 2022
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tp regrets

The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)
That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.
by Hodgescw July 9, 2015
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Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016
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I regretti

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti
by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019
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