Chatroulette reflex

the time it takes you to next a guy jacking off or say hi to a hot girl

bob: hey lets go on chatroulette.
adam: ok
bob: eww theres a guy
(next)
bob: wow your chatroulette reflex is amazing

by Sir Cox a lot May 2, 2010

reflicted

A mix between being retarded and conflicted. Generally stupid or goofy acting.

Frank thinks dating a married woman is exciting. He is so reflicted!

by Mandy May 13, 2005

brown recluse

when the turd that was only moments before ready to force its way out suddenly dissapears. .... a brown recluse

you were on your way to the bathroom to drop number 2 but somebody or something distracted you and it just sorta went away. tomorrow you're in for a nice big surprise. you had a brown recluse

by TR horror September 16, 2009

Ya Mum Reflex

When "Ya Mum" is your only comeback and answer to every question possible. Usually developes in year nine boys.

Whats up?: Ya mum
OMG guess what!!: ya mum?
I'm going to the movies with Nikki tomorrow: i'm going with ya mum
This tastes like lipgloss: Ya mum tasles like lipgloss
Thats cheap!: ya mum's cheap
i love you: i love ya mum
Ultimate burger meal: ya mums the ultimate burger meal!
Did you do your homework?: i did ya mum!
What kind of music do you listen to?: ya mum
What do you want for your birthday?: Ya mum!
Dude you look like a zombie: so does ya mum
Any Questions?: Ya Mum!!
Guess what, i just finished Guitar Hero on Expert!: ...ya mum....
seriously cbf doing this assignment: neither can ya mum
i wish superman was real: ya mum is superman
Why??: because ya mum

i hate your fricken ya mum reflex!!

by AJI27 August 16, 2009

reflection paper

Another form of torture given by teachers in the form of essays. Usually happens after a project, the end of the class, or perhaps after watching a boring movie or lecture which you probably slept through.

Teacher: Okay students, take your seats, we will listen to a lecture by a special guest.

(lecture begins)

Student: Ugh, this is boring! (begins sleeping)

(lecture ends)

Teacher: Okay, for homework, please write a 500-word reflection paper on the lecture.

by The Real Driller May 7, 2019

Nag Reflex

When a woman complains or annoys anyone around her about something that hasn't been done the second she asks for it.

Wife: "Will you do the dishes?"
Husband: "After the game."
Wife: "When is it over?"
Husband: "Soon."
Wife: "How soon?"
Husband's friends: "That's some nag reflex right there."

by ognihs July 14, 2009

Sheinin' Reflex

The sheinin' reflex is a sensitive reflex that is only triggered when someone is dancing near/with you, when you are not dancing.
In chronic cases. the reflex can be triggered by sound only.
When the reflex is triggered, you start dancing, awkwardly, trying to blend in, but pulling too much attention, making you "shine" on the dance floor.

Dude #1: "Check out Dan, he is doing the macarena, what the hell just happened here?"
Dude #2 : "Haven't you heard? that chick was dancing three feet from him and it triggered his Sheinin' Reflex"

by The Krugr June 7, 2010