Red

Is the probe/mouse/player color, when you are playing a cat and mouse game on Starcraft that the computer keeps following only you. This joke was created after a two hour long game in witch things were assigned to each color.

God they are all following you”
“Well he is red after all
by Notcarter January 08, 2009
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Acronym for Raging Erectile Disfunction. More than 10 million men in America suffer from RED. Typical symptoms of RED include but are not limited to: getting raging boners for no reason; constantly having a raging boner; not being able to make your boner go away. Men with RED are not allowed to enjoy many aspects of life such as wearing sweat pants and peeing standing up. Argaiv is the leading drug to treat and control RED. Side effects of Argaiv include nausea, blood clotting, and gayness. Adults with high blood pressure should consult a doctor before taking Argaive.
RED is the number one cause of eyes being poked out in the world.

Fred: "Jesus Jon you have a raging boner"
Jon: "I have RED leave I can't help it!"
by wiggly22 November 15, 2009
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-verb
1. Uncontrollable rage with no apparent catalyst; to strike someone for no particular reason.

-noun
1. A person with no control over their temper.
Verb: He just pulled a red on that guy and sent him to the hospital.

Noun: Look at that red wailing on that guy for no reason.
by Hunter S. Samson February 17, 2010
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A great rock band with great lyrics and great music.
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Often seen as a tough, warm and face to face color. Red is also the most suspicious color in the game, Among Us. Can be used as a way to describe someone blushing, or just to describe a color. (Fun fact: Wearing red can attract people to like you more.)
You're as red as a tomato!
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