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J.J. Redick

(n.) Jonathan Clay Redick, otherwise known as "Just Jumpers" Redick. As a star player of Duke basketball, he is arguably the most hated player in the modern world of NCAA hoops. Just recently, he shot 3-18 in the 2006 tournament, therefore not only completing his legacy as a choke artist, but also validating the opinion that he is one of the most overrated college basketball players to date.
Joe: Did you see LSU bend over Duke from behind last night? The score was 62-54.
Bob: No, but I did hear the entire town of Durham, NC crying.
Joe: Oh no, that was just J.J. Redick being a pussy.
by AforAmazing April 19, 2006
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J.J. Redick

JJ is an overated basketball player who does nothing but shoot jump shots. He plays at Duke, a university known for athletes who party, rape women, get in fights, do drugs, and ultimately fail in professional sports. JJ is a very cocky guy- a friend of mine in the communications department at G. Washington U said he tried to get an interview, and JJ said to fuck off. Reddick can usually be found shooting 3-point shots off of screens (he can NEVER be found playing defense). In his spare time, he likes to drive drunk, piss on women (it's his fetish), bitch and moan, and have Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas suck his cock.

While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete. However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed. First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete. Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint. Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing. Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.

JJ's draft stock is dropping fast! His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.
J.J. Redick can often be found choking, as he can't hit any shots in the clutch. Meanwhile, Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas can also often be found chocking, on JJ's sperm.
by Scotty Doesn't Know June 21, 2006
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JJ Redick

JJ Redick is a great basketball player. He will be a leader for Duke in the next two years, and hopefully, have a great NBA Career after that. He is a great shooter and a great person as well. He is the latest leader of the Duke team, fulfilling a role just as Christian Laettner did in his junior and senior season.
He is just like Christian Laettner, in that he shoots well and is a leader. GO JJ!!! ROCK THE ACC AND THE NCAA!!!
by BlueDevilForLife September 6, 2004
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redsicker

A cool or entertaining, crazy, backwoods-dwelling, inbred Hillbilly from upstate New York.
"Damn my deer dun only gots one pienty thinger" stupid redsicker
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JJ Redick

An AWESOME outside shooter who can bust a big shot in a time of need. He is also very hot and seems to be very disciplined.
J.J. will go on and become one of the greatest shooters in the history of the game if he continues to do what he's doing.
by Taylor R. March 15, 2004
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Redicadonk

A combination of two of the greatest words to create a super-word describing anything ridiculous.

Redic + Redonk

Also spelt redic-a-donk
He did WHAT?! That's redicadonk!
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Redicadank

Ridiculously high quality Marajuana.
Joey's weed might be dank, and I hear Dan has some supadank, but right now Mark has some straight Redicadank.
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