Recapitated

Having ones head put back on. Usually only able to be done with zombies or in cartoons.

Hey, Steve was recapitated!
Nice to see you didn't completely lose your head!!!!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Recaptivity

The condition the viewer experiences while watching a reality show when they are forced to sit through a recap of the events to date before they are allowed to see further developments. It is often done to "pad out" an episode that would otherwise come up short of content.

I don't mind two minutes of recaptivity at the beginning of each episode of "Survivor," but during the finale of "The Bachelor," I was in recaptivity for 45 minutes before the Bachelor passed out his final rose.

by Gryffud March 3, 2009

Dirty Reca

When you insert a dildo inside yourself so hard, a middle-aged man located in Quezon City starts cumming.

Dayum, you see how that shawty dirty reca'd?

Bro, the guy who climaxed was my dad

by oldmanclimax June 9, 2021

total recall

The act of Totally Recalling somthing....ONLY JOKING!

Total Recall is in my opinion one of the best films to come out of the 80's. In fact, it really deserves to be atop the world of Sci-Fi movies but is undoubtedly shunned by the braindead critics who (sadly) shape/influence to opinions of today. People find that Arnold Schwarzenegger films are cheesy and therefore lack credibility in the eyes of "true" fans of film, however these idiots will find the money for the latest X-Men film on Blu-Ray.

Thankfully, Total Recall has retained a cult-status and continues to be enjoyed by many, many people.

Total Recall

by Deryntheman June 16, 2009

reclaimed insult

Any insult specific to a social group that members of that group have over time began to call eachother by, thus making it ineffective. However, it is considered inappropriate that an outsider to that group uses the term for fear fo being branded prejudiced.

kike/hymie, nigger/nigga, dyke, queer etc

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Fart recall

This is when you have to fart but you pucker up and the fart travels back up your intestines. This is also known as the inner fart as it is called by monks. They go through a sprititual process where they eat beans and deny themselves the pleasure of farting. This has killed many that have tried.

Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.

Man did you hear her stomach? I think she just had a fart recall.

Monk1: Is bob meditating?

Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.

Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......

by Wade Logan July 4, 2008

reaver recall

A particularly annoying StarCraft tactic that, while not as quick as zerg rush, is still usually fatal because it's hard to do shit about reavers suddenly appearing in your base.

"Nero fucking reaver recalled me to death."

by Nero January 2, 2004