Recaptivity

The condition the viewer experiences while watching a reality show when they are forced to sit through a recap of the events to date before they are allowed to see further developments. It is often done to "pad out" an episode that would otherwise come up short of content.

I don't mind two minutes of recaptivity at the beginning of each episode of "Survivor," but during the finale of "The Bachelor," I was in recaptivity for 45 minutes before the Bachelor passed out his final rose.

by Gryffud March 3, 2009

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by TransAlphaAndyRAWR October 17, 2022

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010

General Relativity

A theory which states that space and time are actually a four-dimensional continuum known as "spacetime", and that gravity is a manifestation of the curvature of the geometry of this four-dimensional spacetime. General Relativity explains the gravitational bending of starlight, how gravity slows down the flow of time, predicts the existence of blackholes, and even predicts the expansion of the universe. The theory was formulated by Albert Einstein in order to incorporate gravity into his theory of relativity.

The famous eclipse experiment of 1919 confirmed Einstein's prediction that light rays would bend in a gravitational field, according to his theory of general relativity.

by CurvedSpacetime March 21, 2014

relativity

Formally known as the Theory of Special Relativity, formulated by Albert Einstein in 1905.

Deals with the perception of time and distance by observers in different frames of reference which are moving with respect to each other. An observer in one frame perceives that time is slower and distances are shorter in a different frame.

Also postulates that the speed of light is perceived to be the same in every frame of reference, and that no form of matter or energy can travel faster than light.

Relativity is the feeling that time slows down that you get when you're around your relatives.

by Loadmaster August 25, 2005

Chick Relativity

When looking at a woman from far away they look beautiful, yet the closer they come to you, the less attractive they appear.

Guy 1: That girl over there looks amazing.
Guy 2: Here she comes.
Guy 1: Nevermind, chick relativity.
Guy 2: *Laughs*

by geckoman October 19, 2010

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

by Televangelist July 7, 2009