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recursive whining

When, in the course of whining about how horrible one's life is, one begins to whine about how whiny one has become due to life. Eventually this becomes whining about the hypocracy of whining about whining, spiralling off into infinity.
Person 1: *sobbing* You must hate me because I'm so whiny!
Person 2: Stop recursive whining! It only makes things worse.
by Guy Y. July 28, 2008
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Recession Muff

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.
I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.
by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009
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Recession Depression

General malaise about the recession that leads you to spend more money or engage in other acts to try to forget about your personal financial woes in this economy.
I have Recession Depression so bad. All I want to do is go to Best Buy today and charge a Wii.
by Sarah Wides October 3, 2008
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Wide receiver

A wide receiver is an offensive position in American and Canadian football.Their main job is to run pass routes and get open for a pass, although they are occasionally called on to block. A wide receiver may line up on the line of scrimmage and be counted as one of the necessary 7 players on the line in a legal formation (a split end), or he may line up at least one step behind the line of scrimmage and be counted as being in the backfield (a flanker if he is on the outside, a slot if he is not).

They are the pass-catching specialist, and are required to be sure-handed and speedy. Wide receivers (also referred to as wideouts or simply receivers) are among the fastest and most agile players in the game, and they are frequent highlight-reel favorites.
Some famous wide receivers:Jerry Rice,Michael Irvin,Lynn Swann.
by Iona_Skye March 1, 2009
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Recession Girlfriend

Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.
"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."
by Fans of Mr. T...fool! July 15, 2009
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Recession Growout

A Recession growout is when you wait a long time between hair salon visits due to the worsening economy, so your hair gets longer and unkempt.
News Reporter: Women are really cutting back on visits to the hair salon.

Girl: Yeah, instead of going to the salon every week I go once evry 3 weeks, I have what you call a Recession Growout.
by RushLife March 17, 2009
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rectum receiver

A person that likes to receive anal sex, i.e up the bum.
by SexyLittleAss August 3, 2007
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