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twat relish

The process of fucking a girl with a dill pickle and putting it back in the jar for your friends to eat later.
Dude, I cant believe you just ate that twat relish you sick fuck!!
by That's my ass! April 23, 2009
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Realist

Realists believe that reality is completely ontologically independent of our conceptual schemes, linguistic practices, beliefs and our perception.

Those who profess realism, also believe that truth consists in a belief's correspondence to reality. We may speak of realism with respect to other minds, the past, the future, universals, mathematical entities, moral categories, the material world, or even thought.

Realists further believe that whatever we believe now is only an approximation of reality and that every new observation brings us closer to understanding reality. Realists also believe that a common understanding of reality brings peace and is the basis for morality.
Realists are members of The Realist Society of Canada and read the Conscientia.
by realist_98 July 23, 2014
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Gentleman's Relish

Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.
After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.
by fat b'stard July 4, 2011
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realist

Someone who doesn't give a shit because in the real world nobody gives a shit.
I'm not lazy. I'm a realist.
by Ereck Flowers October 22, 2018
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relish

Person 1: Dude i got laid 9 times last night by all those hot brazilian chicks.

Person 2: Relish. Dude that's so relish.

Person 1: Yeah. now suck my balls.
by BLTandFUCKFACE December 22, 2009
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Gentlemen's Relish

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.
The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
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Hot Relish

I was banging this girl I took home from the bar & she surprised me with a finger to my starfish so I gave her the hot relish.
by Manny L February 3, 2004
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