Lil Razor

A young upcoming rapper that will take your mother and make her his "Mommy" (sexually) although he hasn't released a full song yet he is releasing an album by next month. He is having autograph signings this Saturday, July 14, 2018 at Elitche gardens at 4:20 PM

I once called lil razor a faggot and he stole my dog. sent "shooters" to fuck my anus to the point of a bloody nightmare and then he bombed my home and blamed it on my Muslim neighbors.

by Pooppeepgoogoogay July 9, 2018

needs a date with a razor

A guy who looks like he needs a shave!

Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!

by Gamecocklady May 6, 2014

razorblade

A shit so painful it feels like a razorblade is coming out of your ass.

You ever shit a razorblade, it fucking hurts.

by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011

razorlight

A razorlight is a Pete Doherty in a boot. David Bowie can be credited for this astute noun creation, which is relished by millions in both Britain AND Tanzania.

Guy # 1: I wish I was friends with a razorlight...
Guy # 2: What the hell is that?
Guy # 1: You don't know?!
Guy # 2: Oh, I was just messing with you. I wish I had a friend who was a Pete Doherty in a boot.

by NDressy August 19, 2010

razorshite

A term used to describe the band razorlight, usually by someone who dislikes them and thinks they are shite. The term shite suggests the band are not very good.

'That Johnny Bellend out of Razorshite is a twat.'

'Razorshite are not deck.'

by kake December 23, 2004

Razor Tag

A euphemism for the phenomenon in prisons in which convicts viciously slice each other with razors.

Criminal 1:Hmm, the tedium of this prison system and my disinterest in literature are not a good combination.

Criminal 2: A likely predicament, friend. I think it is high time for some friendly sportsmanship.

Both Crimals: RAZOR TAG!

by YakLeader9 March 26, 2010

Razorcheese

A person who accidentally/purposefully watches their brother in the bath.

Razorcheese: Guys guys guys, i just went to the toilet and my brother was in the bath naked!
Friend: You knew he was is there didnt you Razorcheese

by Frank Lapedus June 6, 2011