Techno-Raccoon

Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!

A: That dumbass Techno-Raccoon is kinda cute

B: Yeah

by Sanjibad December 8, 2010

radcore

1. Something that is rad to the core. A description of an action or thing which is especially impressive/fucking rules.

Did you see that guy snorting coke out of that strippers ass crack? That was radcore.

by Chris Westwood April 12, 2005

raych

1. a sexy girl who is flirtatious and usually into the whole rock scene. they enjoy sexy time, playing hard to get and they tend to flirt without realising.

2. a cock-teasing girl who likes to flirt.

boy 1: "Check out that rocker girl, she's such a Raych!"

boy 2: "Yeah she's such a cock tease."

by salisquat October 14, 2009

Raccooning

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.

"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."

by TC231 February 17, 2013

ranch raccoon

A nickname used for whites people used by poc.

Those ranch raccoons never shut up

by FEiV December 3, 2020

Raccoon-Eyed Bitch

Girls on the Internet that take crappy black-and-white pictures with their cell phones of themselves with emo straight hair and caked-on black eyeliner and talk like this:"omggg i luv yuuu r myy bestyy :) <3"

Iona:I hate Sienna, she's such a raccoon-eyed bitch.
Jostice:She is?
Iona: Yeh, check out her smiley-face-and-heart-covered Facebook.

by yolliebear☼ January 19, 2011

Raccoon Roulette

A friendly game between two or more male contestants that involves traveling to a Raccoon concentrated area. Within this area, contestants blindfold themselves and pull out their highly regarded meat, placing exquisite food items on it as bait. Given that raccoons are the number one carriers of rabies, they hope to God that when the Raccoon bites their meat, that they are not gifted with the unwelcoming blessing of rabies, administered directly to their salami. They are simply taking a chance at this game we call life.

"Brocky and Chadmeister are playing RR (Raccoon Roulette)... Brocky got the RABE (rabies) and Chadmeister got spared on his turn..."

by hinglingmaster June 13, 2019