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A Random

Anyone who is not a member of the global high society. Anyone who is not very wealthy, intelligent, beautiful, or well known.

Essentially a modern day commoner; peasant.
A loser.
He's a prince, but he takes the metro with all of the randoms.

He's a nobody, he doesn't even have a trust fund; he's pretty much a random.
by Yan Yan Sakikabaru December 20, 2010
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Random

ok.theres 200 pages of definitions that agree with me.
WHY THE FUCK THEN DO PEOPLE STILL SAY IT?
Things considered "random" by the mindless twats of teenagers im:

-putting repeated letters at the end of words.

"Hii" "Randomm!" "Oh my godd" "Rawrr"

-Saying "rawr"

"Rawrr!"
" OMG your so randomm like :D "

- Being just like every other pradictable fucker.

"LOL OMG"
"Rawrr!"

- Wearing Neon. >:l
by candycaneissocoollike August 6, 2009
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random

An event or value that is non-deterministic, hence unpredictable.
The system was modelled using random variables.
by officestrider May 3, 2006
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Randoms

A commonly misused Facebook album title, actually meaning a series of carefully composed photos which make the subject look more attractive than they really are.
"Here are some randoms of me in dim lighting and a push up bra."
by jenoduh June 30, 2009
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random

Something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing. A very over-used word now, please people, use it when something really is random. See example below for a true example of random.
Holly: Sorry to hear your hamster died Bob...
Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit?
Holly: Random! Custard cream please.
by Madi April 18, 2004
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random

A redneck term used commonly with large vehicles. Referring directly to making physical contact with something else using the vehicle.
Hey Bo, wheredyaget dem deers?

I random over on the highway.
by Josue1 December 8, 2007
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Random

-A term to describe something that doesn't have a definite shape, form, appearance, or state.

-A term used for describing something or someone that is unpredictable or contradictory to predictions.

-A term used for describing something that has an indefinite outcome and can by no means be predicted accurately.

-A term to describe something that is different every time it occurs.
The water splashed on the ground and dispersed randomly.

It was very hot yesterday and it is snowing today. The weather is very random!
by Kilerbomb July 18, 2012
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