Butt Raptor

In some cases, before taking a relieving poop there's an air pocket in your butt that explodes before your thump tugging turd is released into open waters. When this happens, the air released from the butt cheeks makes a distinguishing sound that resembles a raptor...so don't be startled, often occurs when eating baked beans and watching Jurassic Park.

Guy 1"Did you just get out of the bathroom?"

Guy 2"Yea. Why?"

Guy !"I swear to god your ass is a rabid Butt Raptor"

I was sitting in a bathroom stall at the Arclight theater and I heard a fucking Butt Raptor in the next stall. So I wiped my ass and got the fuck out of there.

by bobsagnuts October 1, 2009

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Juno Reactor

Juno Reactor is a trance/goa electronica group. Started in 1990 by Ben Watkins and Stephen Holweck. Notable albums include 'Bible of Dreams', 'Shango', and "Labyrinth". They are best known in pop culture for their work in the Matrix movies.

Matt: My favorite Juno Reactor song is 'God is God'.
Chase: I agree!

by Erik N. February 4, 2006

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rectoral college

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

by tirtle December 15, 2016

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Raptorsaurus Rex

A new breed of dinosaur,It is a hybrid mix of a raptor and a T-Rex. It is small Like a raptor but has the small disproportionate arms of a T-Rex so it cant actually do anything.

Snookie is a Raptorsaurus Rex, she is vicious like a raptor but her short T-rex arms cant get a full range.

by MellowYellow1205 February 22, 2011

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Raptor apocalypse

A raptor apocolypse is an apocolypse with raptors in it. It usually happens when some scientist replicates the DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber.

Scientist now: Hey, lets take this dead mosquito and get the blood from it so we can replicate dinosaurs...it will be awesome!

Scientist next week: OH MY GOSH! KILL IT KILL IT! ITS A RAPTOR APOCALYPSE!

by raptorman20056 July 19, 2012

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