A Large, beautiful country that occupies a sizable portion of two continents, namely Europe and Asia.
Russia has been a Christian civilization since the 900s A.D. Its primary religious body is the Russian Orthodox Church. Over the last millennium, the Russians have held their own against invading hordes of Mongols, Muslims, Napoleon, and the Nazis.
Russia is known as the birthplace of vodka, Cossacks, some great classical composers, and some of the world's most stunningly beautiful women!
During the early 20th-century, Russia suffered a violent revolution followed by a bloody civil war. The victors in this conflict were a slimy band of thugs known as Bolsheviks, a/k/a Communists. They murdered the Tsar and his family, and subjected the Russian people to 70 years of brutal dictatorship. Then Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher employed economic, diplomatic and "soft" military pressure to defeat the Soviet Commies and free the Russian people without firing a shot.
Today, Russia is one of the only countries in the world that can simultaneously (1) stimulate its economy with a flat tax, (2) show the world how to handle radical Muslims, and (3) show us how to deal with gay perverts.
Russia has been a Christian civilization since the 900s A.D. Its primary religious body is the Russian Orthodox Church. Over the last millennium, the Russians have held their own against invading hordes of Mongols, Muslims, Napoleon, and the Nazis.
Russia is known as the birthplace of vodka, Cossacks, some great classical composers, and some of the world's most stunningly beautiful women!
During the early 20th-century, Russia suffered a violent revolution followed by a bloody civil war. The victors in this conflict were a slimy band of thugs known as Bolsheviks, a/k/a Communists. They murdered the Tsar and his family, and subjected the Russian people to 70 years of brutal dictatorship. Then Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher employed economic, diplomatic and "soft" military pressure to defeat the Soviet Commies and free the Russian people without firing a shot.
Today, Russia is one of the only countries in the world that can simultaneously (1) stimulate its economy with a flat tax, (2) show the world how to handle radical Muslims, and (3) show us how to deal with gay perverts.
Moscow and St. Petersburg have each served as the capital of Russia.
You don't wanna mess with Russia--just ask Napoleon!
You don't wanna mess with Russia--just ask Napoleon!
by OpinionatedNYer January 26, 2009
Get the Russia mug.A country of pride, nature, and bears on unicycles. The people are very nice and make you feel right at home (and if they want to be friendly and buy you a drink just let them do it trust me.)
Guy 1: OK we are unwanted strangers in a strange country what do we do?
Guy 2: Just try to blend in.
Russian Soldier: HEY THEY ARE NOT BEARS ON UNICYCLES GET THEM!!!!
five minutes later
Russian: You guys are alright let me buy you some vodka
Guy: Please don't we have money I'll buy my own
Russian: How dare you, my money not good enough for you american, you son of bitch I will kill you!
Guy 2: Just try to blend in.
Russian Soldier: HEY THEY ARE NOT BEARS ON UNICYCLES GET THEM!!!!
five minutes later
Russian: You guys are alright let me buy you some vodka
Guy: Please don't we have money I'll buy my own
Russian: How dare you, my money not good enough for you american, you son of bitch I will kill you!
by Russian friend July 11, 2012
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Russia is the world's largest nation with a fascinating history and culture. It has achieved much eg. defeating Nazi Germany, sending the first satelite and man into space, and inventing the Kalashnikov rifle and Tetris. Russia is one of the only major powers that has the balls to say America is destabilising the world.
by TheRussianBlade March 10, 2007
Get the Russia mug.Historicaly, russia has actually been a very strong country. The person who posted above forgot to list the people who the Russians pwned, aka the Teutonic Knights, the Mongols (eventually, after being beaten by the Mongols for a couple of centuries), King Charles of Sweden, the Prussians, Napoleon, and the Nazis.
Even with all that, Russia, is growing weaker nowadays, mainly because of all the restrictions that other countries put on it.
Even with all that, Russia, is growing weaker nowadays, mainly because of all the restrictions that other countries put on it.
by El_Haggis September 13, 2006
Get the Russia mug.Poland: Go back to Asia, where you belong!
China: Go back to Europe, where you belong!
Russia: *Sighs. I guess I will never fit in.
China: Go back to Europe, where you belong!
Russia: *Sighs. I guess I will never fit in.
by Siracha, Baby May 2, 2019
Get the Russia mug.An enormous, cool, proud, but also extremely impoverished country that takes up half of the European and Asian continents.
The Russians gave us a lot of cool stuff, like borscht, vodka, and cossack hats. A pity that Yeltsin had to run the country into the ground.
by Tom Olbermann December 6, 2006
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