sexual roulette

Having sexual intercourse without the use of a condom with a child bearing able female that is not on birth control. Leaving the pregnancy possibility in the control of a higher power or the questionable fertility of the partner. Known as gambling with parenthood. Can come in many forms, i.e. drunken hook up, bear-hug blast, fake rape, etc.

"Virginia is pregnant?!"

"Yeah, that lawyer wasn't so lucky in his game of sexual roulette."

"I don't have a condom."
"Fill me up, Gambler. Let's play sexual roulette!"

by Gleaven May 15, 2014

The Roulette

For when you and your lads are feeling a little frisky. You, and your boys and 1 girl are all in the room. You and the boys masturbate and cum into a jar until it is filled to the brim, the lady friend then turns her self upside down with her pussy facing the ceiling, you now mix the concoction of man juice and ready a funnel to pour into the lady's vagina. After you pour it all in, the game begins. The Game ends in 9 months and the loser now has to pay for child support.

You: Yo boys, wanna play The Roulette?
The Boys: Sure bro, who tho?
You: Jessica
The Boys: oooooh, that is not someone u want a kid with
You: Hey man it's just a game

by NK7 October 8, 2019

pop-tart roulette

This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.

Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.

by Neakers September 12, 2009

brown ball roulette

When you make a bet with yourself whether that one little round piece of shit is going to get flushed or just circle around the top of the bowl.

Dude, what took you so long in there?

I was playing brown ball roulette and I lost so I had to wait and flush again.

by McRamblin October 17, 2009

Roula

The name 'Roula' is an Arabic name. It is the 50,257th most popular name of all time (based on statistics from some random website on Google). Some sources say that it is the name of an old Arab tribe, derived from the name of an ancient flower. Other sources say that it is a Hebrew version of the name Mary, as in, Mother Mary. Other still maintain that the name is related to fairies and pixies.
People whose name is Roula are usually very special. They have wonderful minds. A deep appreciation of art and of what it is to be human. They're very beautiful, on the inside and on the outside. They're some of the most attractive people you'll ever see. If you know a Roula, you're very lucky.
They're very independent and strong. The strongest people you'll ever meet.

Legend holds that you cannot have more than one Roula in your life, in any form, or your brain will explode. Be wary, ye who knows a Roula, for you can never meet another.

They also like the color pink.

"What's your name?"
"What?"
"You look like a Roula."
"Bye."

by imomniscientwhoareyou April 16, 2019

Latvian roulette

Playing Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.

A semi-automatic pistol, unlike a revolver, automatically inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked, removing the chance of living.

In Latvian roulette, player always lose, suffering end.

Such is life in Latvia.

by winterd September 4, 2013

Laissez les bon temps roulez

Laissez les bons temps rouler!" is a Cajun expression meaning "Let the good times roll!" It strongly conveys the "joie de vivre" ("joy of living") attitude that pervades south Louisiana. It is mostly associated with New Orleans. (THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD!)

I'm going to New Orleans for Mardi Gras so I can Laissez les bon temps roulez!

by Uptown Rachel February 6, 2007