wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.

Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

Liam Rooney

Ed Sheeran, orangutan, cat choker, no socks

Liam Rooney has no interest in fucking bitches.

by Lil_noodle March 14, 2019

Pull a Rooney

To perform Oral Sex on one's own self

I think Phil is going to Pull a Rooney in the shower tonight

by Young Sunfish May 2, 2015

Wayne Rooney

The newest and best England football player ever. Also one of the top scorers of Euro 2004.

Wayne Rooney may look like Shrek, but he's a fucking good football player.

by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004

a Wayne Rooney

Slang for extremely ugly prostitute

It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate

by robuttt November 15, 2006

Wayne Rooney

An amazing talent that currently plays for Manchester United. Left Everton, probably because he wanted money. He is large and rather ugly, but can crush your face with his hand while scoring on anyone.

He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.

Wayne Rooney just crushed your face... and scored two goals.

"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)

by nation February 11, 2006

Wayne Rooney

the future of English and football, people who
insult or "hate" on him are too fat, poor and jeaulous to make something of their pathetic lives.

oh eeee ohhh eeee WAYNE ROOONEY!!!! OH EEE
WAYNE ROONEY!!! heehee

by renegade May 14, 2005