roof grabber

laughter so intense it reverberates throughout an entire room.

when redd fox took the stage, you were guaranteed to hear many a roof grabber

by freedav05 January 1, 2007

Roof Blower

Someone who goes to the roof of a seedy hotel to give head (this is usually a prostitute).

That bitch Sally is a roof blower. She is even too cheap to give head in a hotel room.

by sewer_brain_69 May 19, 2010

Roof Chills(z)

Hanging out on a roof with your pals!

Scott: Hey, wanna have roof chills(z) today?
Peter: Hell yeah, man! Roof Chills(z) at my place?
Scott: YEAH BUDDY!

by NUMBAONEROOFER May 1, 2011

roof crawler

A derogatory slang term for African Americans due to the fact that the people stuck on their roofs during the Hurricane Katrina flooding were primarily of African American descent.

Look at that god damn roof crawler.

Kanye West: "George Bush hates roof crawlers"

by Seamus McNasty October 7, 2009

roof piss

u kno wen u fuked up on a rooftop and u really gotta go? ya man dats roof piss™®

"bros, this beer is going right through me... should i make the painstaking effort to find a bathroom or just go up here??? brb roof piss"

by trill_ninja January 24, 2010

Roof Crew

A group of individual's who have been handpicked by the Lord and Saviour Moksh Dhawan to become part of his elite group of absolute blessed people. These people, have a method of progression which allows them to become part of the crew. Through intensive screening process which takes change in human behaviour one can find themselves part of these holy individuals.

The progression of someone to become part of the crew starts from developing interest in art, turning it into rock/metal music, leading to the person questioning reality and then ending up as an emo or sad person.

SHITE 1: What are you filling out?

SHITE 2: I am filling out the Roof Crew form.

SHITE 3: I failed, because according to the lord; I am not depressed enough.

SHITE 1: I always wanted to be part of it, hope you get it mate.

by Moksh Lover October 22, 2019

Roof Job

a roof job is when a chick lays on her back on a bed or coach or other similar surface (preferrably butt ass naked) with her head hanging over the edge. the dude then straddles her head, grabs her by her hair and/or ears, shoves his cock into her mouth and begins to bang for all he's worth - effectively knocking the shingles off the roof of her mouth

SECOND DEFINITION
when a considerably tall man gets a considerably short girl to get on her knees and suck his cock. the necessity of the short girl to stretch her head and neck in the upward position to reach the cock achieves the same effect of the roof of her mouth getting the shit banged out of it. Let's not forget the hair, head, neck grabbing to get the appropriate amount of banging and gagging. :)

HOLLY SHIT JM, that was the best roof job i ever had. it knocked those pesky wisdom teeth out saving me a dentist appointment and i cant feel my chin anymore!!!! You think FEMA will cover THIS roof damage?!?!?!?

by jonmical October 14, 2004