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roflbaby

when two friends are rofling until the point of intoxication, and then decide to go at it, rolfing the whole way. nine months later, the roflbaby is born. usually grow up and linger in online chat rooms, blogs and speak fluent chatspeak.
Bobby: ROFLMAOPWNAGELOL
Daria: HAHAHLMAOLOLBBQROFLCOPTER
Bobby: damn, i feel high.
Daria: want to have sex?
Bobby: sure.

9 months later, they are in possession of a roflbaby.
by jude Polly Zephyr Wainwright January 1, 2010
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Roflmation

Any variation of "ROFL" (Rolling on floor laughing), that can be screamed in non-internet, public situations by means of a modifying suffix.

See also: Roflcopter, Roflcakes, Roflsaurus, Roflmobile, Roflopolis...
It was rather annoying when she kept screaming roflmations all up in mah grill, so I pimp-slapped her.
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Rofl Waffle

Something so hilarious, that it not only causes you to "Roll On the Floor Laughing", but it also rhymes with waffle! What fun!
Haha, what a funny joke! Rofl Waffle!
by The Jokerrrr August 16, 2009
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Rofl Army

A faction of rogue soldiers that broke off from the Lolfleet in the early days of the Lolocaust. Often referred to as "Roflies" or "Rofl Waffles", they are the highly trained arch enemies of the famed Lolmarine battalion.
Lolmarine Alpha slowly snuck up and slit the Roflers neck with a lmaoblade, knowing that the reward for killing one of the Rofl Army was a nice cup of Lolmonade.
by Commander Quiggles October 25, 2008
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ROFLAARP

Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography
Wow! Did you see that ROFLAARP, on TV last night?
by semicirclew August 9, 2009
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short version of:
rolling on floor laughing my fucking mothers ass of with tears in my eyes cause i am to fucking drunk to stand on my fucking legs. :))
him : wow look at that !!
you : ROFLMFMAOASTCWTIMECIATFDTSOMFL
him : WTF?
by anjdza October 24, 2009
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Roflmao sandwich

A Roflmao Sandwich is where u roll on the floor laghing (roflmao) soo much that u are sick and then u swallow your sick (sandwich)
*ROFLMAO* *BLERRRRR* (puke) * OM NOM NOM* (swallowing puke) = a roflmao sandwich
by JTPARRETT February 9, 2010
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