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roflslut

Yet another word by the famous internet inventor of words, known only by his online gaming alias "JaJa". No one knows his true identify, but he will forever be honored within our internetual culture.

Roflslut is a widely used within the internetular culture. The definition is someone who uses the word "rofl" excessively. The word was founded in 1884 by Sir. Rofl of Greenburg. The story goes that he had many wives. One day they kept annoying him for more money saying "Rofl, Rofl, Rofl". He pulled out that pimp hand and just slapped those bitches. Tip of the day: Remember before pimp slapping, B.I.T.C.H. Bring your hand back. Inivision. Turn. Call out (in anger). Hit. Rofl called her a roflslut cause she was a slut and she kept saying his name to much. Once rofl became a commonly used word in internetual language a young man found the old word roflsut in a story he read. From then on the word has been used everywhere.
JaJa: Pie
Bob: rofl
JaJa: STFU NUB
Bob: rofl
JaJa: SILENCE U ROFLSLUT!
Bob: :( rofl
JaJa: THATS RIGHT BITCH!
by Lord JaJa September 30, 2006
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ROFLSHTETIGUIFDATHMHOATAMMHTTMTTHABIL

an abbreviation for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That Every Time I Got Up I Fell Down Again Then Hit My Head On A Table And My Mom Had To Take Me To A Hospital All Because I Laughed
"Fuck, that was so funny I was ROFLSHTETIGUIFDATHMHOATAMMHTTMTTHABIL!"
by theladyinblue January 2, 2012
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Robles

A beautiful place populated by people who don't deserve to live in it.
that sunset is perfect, but this place is such a robles
by xxrachxx October 16, 2008
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The Rifles

A kickass indie band from Chingford, London. It consists of Joel Stoker (vocals, guitar), Lucus Crowther (guitar, vocals), Rob Pyne (bass guitar, vocals), and Grant Marsh (drums, percussion).
Awesome songs?
"Local Boy"
"When I'm Alone"
"Peace and Quiet"
"Science In Violence"
"Fall To Sorrow"
"History"
I saw The Rifles last night and they kicked ass.
by RiflesLover4Life August 20, 2009
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roffles waffles

it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.
Person 1: "OMG LOL"

Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"

Me: "fuck off you cunts"
by Dysfunction September 11, 2003
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roflsmipoms

Acronym: Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Much I Puked On My Shoes
Response to joke:

ROFLSMIPOMS!!
by J and C December 24, 2005
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roflstc

"rolling on floor laughing, scaring the cat"
a suffix to the good ol' Rofl
A:'rofl!'
B:'roflstc!'
by Gees6335 September 10, 2006
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