The smelliest largest deuce you have ever taken in your entire life. Stinks up the bathroom so bad you can barely breathe
by Afatbluewalrus April 05, 2015
When a girl is on her period and then takes a shit. When she wipes the toilet paper looks like a cherry ripe.
by randomukislukis October 24, 2011
by sausaged as October 03, 2008
When you are at a bar, pub, club etc. and there are women who have ingested large quantities of substances that will make them lose their inhibitions (alcohol, drugs) making them more willing to sleep with you.
Guy 1:"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"
by Penis McBallsack August 04, 2010
E.g. Damn mang, Monishas got a damn cherry ripe!
or:
Dude man! Last night was crazy, Roshandas has a wild downstairs mix up!
or:
Dude man! Last night was crazy, Roshandas has a wild downstairs mix up!
by JaffleFrappez July 23, 2008
When the male has sex with a woman while she is in her menstruation period, And coats his penis in blood, then has sex with her analy coating his penis in poo. Thus creating the look of a cherry ripe. After the action the girl if she wants to can suck the guy off. Enjoying the candy treat.
by Skete February 05, 2007
The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.
Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.
No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.
Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.
No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.
No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.
Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.
No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.
by Burd Justus October 10, 2017