cock raisin

A cock so shriveled that it looks like a raisin. The male opposite of a twat waffle.

That pool must be dirty cold! Check out that ninja and his cock raisin!

by twaffle in vegas January 26, 2009

packing raisins

when your nipples are cold due to the weather and are hard enough to cut through the floor/glass

yo look at the broad shes packing raisins...
damn bro look at those raisins

by ballsdeepinlove December 30, 2009

Raisin Farm

A place where raisin people are held up all day. More commonly known as an old folks home.

Duncan: Hey bro I got a case of beer and two hotties, how do I get to your house again?

Bro: Go down Madrona Ave. till ya see the raisin farm and make a right into the apartments across the street.

by DunkMonkey January 14, 2008

Raisin Factory

An old people's home. So named because they go in all healthy and plump, and come out all dried and shrivelled, in a box.

"Mum and Dad sent Nana off to the raisin factory. It's called a Retirement Village. It's where you retire from having a life"

by MagickDio March 14, 2010

gooch raisin

When you have a dingle berry and you ignore it for an extended period of time until it dries up and slowly travels to your gooch. Also referred to as a taint raisin.

Damn man I forgot to wipe this single berry off my ass a month ago and now it's a gooch raisin.

by BEANSS June 3, 2017

Ear Raisin

The compilation of old ear wax that forms into a shape that somewhat resembles a raisin.

Guy 1: Hey my ear hurts, you got a Q-tip
Guy 2: Ya, in the bathroom
Guy 1: What the fuck just fell out of my ear
Guy 2: Holy shit its an Ear Raisin

by Darrin & Daniel November 16, 2009

Ray Raisins

When a person has notably large nostrils.
often looks like raisins are in their nose.

DAMN, look at his nostrils! thats what i call Ray Raisins

by werelalaloopsies March 9, 2012