Quote the Stoat

To tell a fib or to make something up.

To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.

To invent statistics from thin air.

Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.

I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.

by eviljoy January 13, 2010

Quote Bust

A type of pop quiz in which the teacher expects the students to identify quotes from a previous reading assignment.

Jim: I heard that theres a quiz in Mrs. Spritzers class, how was it.
Jake: It was terrible she totally quote busted us.

by Michaelister November 10, 2010

quote fish

A quote fish is the act of a person needing something done and seeking out a number of quotes.

Simon is quote fishing to get his house painted.
Gina is quote fishing for a wedding planner.

by Youlittlebooty August 22, 2011

quote of meerkats

a quote of meerkats is a group or family of meerkats

a single meerkat is a Sergei, a group is a quote of meerkats

by feemay November 12, 2013

quote same

another way of saying "same" or "me too". You're taking a 'quote' of whatever another person said and saying you feel the same.

"Man that test totally wrecked me"
"Quote same"

by itsabries March 31, 2017

Quote fishing

Quote fishing is a word referring to the act of somebody posting or making a “quote” that they think is meaningful but in actuality it’s just forced, on their story with the hope of it being screenshot and going “viral”

Example include: “iF yOu diDn’T sPEak tO mE in LOcKdOWn dOn’T sPeaK to mE aT scHOol”

She thought she was doing sum with that but you can clearly tell she’s “quote fishing”

by Not toomz September 9, 2020

Quote book

When you and your friends put down quotes in a book or a txt file and keeps them

Simpbuilder: My dad pooped here once
Neoapex: that’s going on the quote book

by Simpbuilder April 18, 2021