When you have involuntarily popped a huge throbbing uncomfortable boner in the midst of a non-private or public situation. So you then decide to go to the nearest Arby's and buy the beef n' cheddar sandwich, go to the public bathroom provided, and fuck the sandwich through the buns like theirs no tomorrow. When you nut, the cum looks like mayo, so you go find a homeless person and give them the sandwich as if it was a good deed.
Man, I popped a huge tent pole at Arby's today, so I thought I would pull an Arby's Quickie on this homeless dude.
by jasepi May 4, 2017
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Hole shit, I exclaimed after coming inside my girlfriend.That was the rankest Icky-sticky-quickie we've ever had.
by DW007 September 16, 2012
Get the Icky-sticky-quickie mug.When a male, usually large in ego and physical prowess, would prefer just the pleasures of sexual relations rather than puny, unproductive foreplay. Most highly demanded during a time of stress or anxiety in regards to white men, and demanded on the usual (on the reg) for african american players. Usually performed by a female with low self esteem and inferior brain power.
When a romantic anniversary date never leaves the car. And the words "check please" are only used in direct reference to the male finishing.
When a romantic anniversary date never leaves the car. And the words "check please" are only used in direct reference to the male finishing.
"I don't want to be loved. I just want a quickie."
Woman: "How was your Grandfather's funeral, would you like to talk about it?"
Man: "Irrelevant, take my cock right"
Woman: "Are you sure?"
Man:"Yes, less talkie more sucky"
Woman: "How was your Grandfather's funeral, would you like to talk about it?"
Man: "Irrelevant, take my cock right"
Woman: "Are you sure?"
Man:"Yes, less talkie more sucky"
by TossMyRoss October 23, 2011
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Woman: "Too bad I'm not in the mood"
Man: "WTF you retard, I was talking about a shower! Pervert!"
Woman: "Too bad I'm not in the mood"
Man: "WTF you retard, I was talking about a shower! Pervert!"
by Mauer F.T.F.W March 28, 2010
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