quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

by Todd January 28, 2007

YouTube Quality

A blocky, pixely, and blurry quality of a particular video on the internet or the vision of a drunken person

Example 1:

Person 1: "Hey did you see Steve in the the background of the new video?"

Person 2: "Nah, the video is in YouTube Quality, so he looks like a blur."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Do you remember when Jesse jumped off the roof of your house?"
Person 2: "Kind of. I think was seeing YouTube Quality at the time."

by *Panda Corndog* August 22, 2009

quality cucumber

someone who is very cool,the best,from the old saying'As cool as a cucumber'

That guy's just the best,a quality cucumber

by wywot February 6, 2009

Potato Quality

When some one says "Dude was this recorded with a potato?" they mean that the quality of the film is shitty.

People often use this term in gaming as-well.

Dude! was this fucking youtube video recorded and rendered with sony potato 14?
Stop having potato quality equipment!

Jesus Christ Dan! Get a better PC You noob! I'll rek You 1V1 IRL M8

Stop playing with your potato pc to get a advantage with war thunders fucked up graphics settings man!

by OrgasmicLarry March 29, 2015

quality over quantity

An implication to that an essay, for example, does not have to be 20 pages long if it's full of bullshit. Rather a short high-quality essay than a useless high-quantity essay.

Remember class, Quality over quantity on this paper. There's no need to write a long paper if it's filled with pointless sentences.

by philip December 8, 2003

qualtagh

The first person one encounters, either after leaving one's home or (sometimes) outside one's home, especially on New Year's Day.

P1: Man, that qualtagh was annoying!
P2: Who was it?
P1: The neighbour's kid.

by Cod3Play October 22, 2022

Quadtroddle

A small group of people at least 4 having to do a heavy waddle, or a crawl because there balls have suffered from Chloriballs do to over chlorination of the pool water, effects include intense burning, lack of skin, loss of blood, or a fried chicken outcome.

A heavy waddle or limp, or even a crawl due to a quadtroddle

by DiamondHawk July 8, 2010