Quacks

Thanks to Apple device auto correct, "doctor" is frequently corrected to "quacks"

Yeah, I have an appointment at the quacks tomorrow.

by azlairian November 1, 2011

quack

An online or e-slut who will often prey and stalk pre-pubescent teen boys via the internet.

Quack and nightfall cyber while playing WoW.

by Tom Bolton November 4, 2006

quack

A pseudomedical "professional" who earnestly believes in their products or procedures (as opposed to a fraud, who knows he is full of shit and just wants to make money), which in actuality are of dubious merit and are possibly injurious.

(Name) the quack (my chiropractor)
Was a squat little ape
With a mouse's voice
And a pigeon's gait

by Anon343 March 16, 2008

Quack quack

A good obgyn.

Quack quack you're a good doc.

by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018

Quack

alternative term for the act of passing wind, but done so with tremendous gusto!

Franny has let out a horrific quack.

by Wayne August 20, 2003

quack

To claim possession of something for when you return, such as a seat. Short hand for the phrase "quack quack I get my seat back"

Counter arguments include:
1. Move your feet, lose your seat
2. Cluck, cluck, I don't give a fuck!

Abby gets up from the couch and says, "Quack!"
Abby has 'quacked' her seat, thus no one else can take it.

by Savannah Cheyenne February 18, 2008

Quack

A sound made by french people when trying to say yes.

"are you gay?"
"Quack."

by gay frenchie November 23, 2009