swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson

"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"

by mr swanson July 31, 2018

Demon's Pyramid

A sex act similar to an Eiffel Tower. Where there are three men and one woman. The woman is in a doggy style position, while one man is receiving oral sex, another is penetrating her from behind, and a third man is off to the side of the woman receiving a hand job. All three men high five at once.
The name originates from the combination of the term Devil's Three-way and the shape made by the hi-five (Similar to the Eiffel Tower).

My friends David, Ben and Tim took crazy Ashley to a hotel and high fived their way into a demon's pyramid with her!

by Sninja13 September 18, 2013

The Pyramid

This is a six-person maneuver and an advanced form of the Eiffel Tower. Two girls arrange themselves perpendicular to one another, the first girl resting on her hands and knees and the second arched over top the first. Two males position themselves behind each girl and initiate anal sex. The remaining two males place themselves in front of the girls and engage in oral sex. All four males then high-five one another simultaneously. The two females can also be swapped with two males, and the males in the front can potentially be swapped with two female participants.

"Chris, Tanner, Raphael and Harry all yelled "FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY" as they all came inside the two sluts they were fucking in the pyramid position."

by BuddyButtPirate December 23, 2011

Mock Pyramid

a pyramid-like structure created to make people of Egyptian/Syrian decent feel more at home.

Hey Nemer, I made you a mock pyramid and spread some sand around so you don't miss your house.

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

pyramid scheme

illegal money-making arrangement where great wealth is promised, usually in a relatively short period of time.
very few people, if anyone, end up making any money, and in fact end up GIVING money in their vain hope of striking it rich.

there are many organizations which are, in reality,legalized versions of the pyramid scheme - Amway is probably the most well known and has been around the longest.

by James January 22, 2004

pyramidiot

Someone obsessed with pyramids and offers strange interpretations of them on websites, in books and televsion programs.

Daniel Jackson was considered a pyramidiot in the archaeolgy community, though his theories were eventually proven correct.

by 'dris May 11, 2006

Pyramid Head

A pimp that has gone maniac and still wants his money even in death, this psycho maniac rips the skin off of other hoes for warnings, he is the ultima mega pimp. His pimp hand weighs strong with his spear like cane and his giant sword as his back-up cane. He also rapes other monsters hoes, to show power over the other monster pimps.

In the silent hill movie before rose and the cop enter the church the pyramid head rips the skin off a hoe for being $2.00 short

by DJ R3 September 10, 2008