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Reverse Pakistani Drill Press

To gain sexual explosion by standing above someone who positions themself upside down and faces the opposite direction, thrusting down upon them with purpose and mimicking a drill press machine.
Phil points his anus toward the sky and Tina drills into him reverse pakistani drill press style, like a flower stalk into a vase.
by Backpuss2013 November 13, 2013
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pessimistic pete

Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.
BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!

BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.

BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..
by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010
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pessoptimist

A pessimist and an optimist. An individual who combines pessimism and optimism into a cohesive worldview that is neither purely negative nor wholly positive. They are distinct from a realist as they do not engage in a pragmatic approach to life. Rather, they are the quintessential happy-sad person.
A pessoptimist is someone who sees the the glass as both half empty and half full, enjoying the fullness as much as despising the emptiness.
by Zek J. Evets December 30, 2016
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Democratic press release

Imagine laying down, on your belly and pooping
I saw that democratic press release Billy did, was a mess.
by Mutherlover420 July 4, 2020
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Sham WH Press Secretary

The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”
“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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Press X to doubt

A way to express doubt towards another person.
"Trust me dude, I didn't eat the last brownie! I swear!!"

"Press X to doubt"
by Stinkiest Birb March 8, 2019
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