pwerk

To twerk, but with your penis.

Proper pwerking posture prevents poor performance:
- stand upright and triumphantly, because you a goddamn stallion
- hands on hips like you’re doing step 3 of the Timewarp
- wide stance for maximum effect
- back arched like you’re being blown by a goddess
-lock eyes with the witness to your freaky ways

Then... PWERK LIKE THE WIND! SHAKE THAT THANG

1) “Hey man, how are you staying in shape during the pandemic?”

“I pwerk at least 3 minutes a day to the beat of ‘Work Bitch’ by Britney.”

2) Any day is a good day for pwerking, if it is in thine nature -Marcus Aurelius-

by ItchiestBum December 2, 2020

Perbatim

For retards that don’t know what verbatim is….DUMBASS

This retard used perbatim instead of verbatim in a sentence.

by RonG:)15 December 13, 2021

pwertyuioqlsdfghjkamxcvbnz

When ur bored in class and have already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but you need more because you are not satisfied. You then type out the keyboard swaping the first and last letters of each row out of boredom when you should be working on your school work, when ur mom asks you about your grades, tell her the truth.

In social studies, the teacher talking non-stop about useless shit that happened a long ass time ago. Dominick got bored and decided to search pwertyuioqlsdfghjkamxcvbnz instead of listening to the teacher.

by tecopux December 23, 2021

Perbis

A Perbis is a person who is fairly dim and miserable person. The word is often used to describe someone who 'never touches grass'. Essentially, they are a very laughable person, who most people, apart from a more Slaf person, tend to avoid being associated with.

Bro, Leon is being a bit of a perbis these days.
That kid is such a perbis!

by slaffed October 28, 2023

Perbert

A silly way of calling someone a pervert. Originates from the twitch streamer NymN's channel.

HAChubby: "Nyam is gay and perbert."
Chat: "True LULW"

by AYAYAWEEBSWON August 23, 2019

Powerball Obama

To be elected President and spend hardworking American's money like you won the Lottery. Named after American lottery game sold through U.S. lotteries as a shared jackpot pool game in 30 states. It is coordinated by the Multi-State Lottery Association (MUSL), a non-profit association formed by an agreement with member lotteries. Powerball is drawn Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Powerball Obama has spent more money in his first 100 days than George Bush spent his entire 8 years in office. You won the presidency, not the lottery, STOP spending our money!

by keifermail August 7, 2009

Powerbawled

The feelings you get after you realize the powerball ticket you hold is just a receipt of the winning numbers and not the actual ticket.

I thought I had won the powerball after checking the numbers online. I was in shock, and making huge plans for about 10 minutes, until I realized it was was just a print out of the winning numbers from the next day. I was immediately brought back to reality, adrenaline rush was over, got back together with my girlfriend and begged for my job back.. I was a mess the crying finally stopped. I was powerbawled.

by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017