Skip to main content

lil' punkin

a contraction for little pumpkin. Grandkids are often called lil' punkins as a term of endearment.
My grandbabies are such lil'punkins, lil' punkin my little sweethearts.
by exrea June 15, 2011
mugGet the lil' punkin mug.

Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 2, 2020
mugGet the Midget punting mug.

Drive By Puking

When you're having a party, someone hurls on the ground, leaves asap and everyone still remaining wonders who the hell threw up
dude, last night before our party got shut down someone did a huge drive by puking and left the mess for us to deal with
by new-bie March 28, 2010
mugGet the Drive By Puking mug.

semen puking asshole dickhead

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.
get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead
by Tyrone June 11, 2003
mugGet the semen puking asshole dickhead mug.

Puking Game

1. When whispering (belligerently speaking) sweet nothings (obscene comments) into (at) a girl's ear (her face), in no way, shape, or form should the mention of "taco" be used in a form to relieve "sexual tension" in hopes that the girl has mutual feelings and when realizing that the there is not a positive response from the girl, questioning, on a Scale of One to Ten the odds of you're "hooking up" is, although humorous, not acceptable.

2. When Spitting Game crosses the fine line into Creepy Country.

3. When an over-confident guy, prompted by excessive alcohol consumption, attempts to incoherently “hit on” a girl with hopes of finding himself in a romantic misunderstanding
While the guy in this equation usually thinks his behavior is both welcome and appreciated, the girl is left appalled. Reversing the girl’s opinion of the guy who puked game on her is almost always impossible. In fact, there is only one recorded “opinion reversal” since game has first been puked. The incredible incident happened in the spring of 2007 and Dreamworks has purchased the movie rights to the unbelievable story.
"Man, did you see Mark last night? He was puking game all-over Gina."
by Thickburger421 May 31, 2007
mugGet the Puking Game mug.

Pinking Out

Being Emotional(EMO). Childish, Whiney, Drama Creator.

Paladins in WoW have pink letters in the chat interface.
Paladins are prone to "Pinking Out" from time to time.
by Finkelstein area52 February 23, 2009
mugGet the Pinking Out mug.

Panking

The act of having a wank whilst on the shitter
Person 1: "Bhuttae, stop panking!!!"
Bhuttae: "Mate im having a DANGER pank!!!
by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010
mugGet the Panking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email