a goatee beard that looks as if the wearer had just put a can of pudding to his mouth and it left a ring. usually seen on fat bald guys who work the door at strip clubs or play bass in really bad "hawdcore" bands.
Person 1: "Hey theres Mr. Puddin tits himself"
Person 1: "Hey there Puddin Tits!"
Person 2: "Screw you, I cant help it I have fat funny looking nasty man boobs!"
"That guy over there has some Puddin' tits on him"
Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez', A man takes his fingers containing moisture from his fromunda region and wipes them across an unsuspecting victim's upper lip.
After not showering for days, Billthought it humorous to give Bob a nasty puddin' stache he could smell for hours.