Ptolemy

He is the sexiest person the world has ever seen, will gain very hot girlfriends and will be faithful to them.

Girl : Have you seen Ptolemy?
Boy : Yea
Girl: He's sooo sexy!
Boy: Errrm, OK.
Girl (Charlotte) : I just wanna kiss him.
Boy ( backing away slowly) : okay...

by charlotteissexy May 28, 2019

Ptoo

a large saliva and snot filled bubble that shoots from your mouth

See Cole over there, I spat a big old ptoo on his face yesterday.

by Toilet Seat Licker the 3rd April 4, 2019

ptomey

Crotchety old man who wears Hawaiian shirts in Alaska and is slightly dyselxic. Resembles Wilford Brimley of Liberty Mutual.

Mr. Ptomey, could you hand me a rivit and a bucking rock?

by Orsi June 26, 2008

Ptolemy

A man who all of the girls like. Like, he is so smart and handsome as well as being the best animator in the world

Damn, Ptolemy is just so hot. He is the best at using ease in and out and the other rules of animation

by Da Animator Boi March 22, 2022

p to the enis

Used to call someone a penis in a very cool way. Also used to log on to certain computer files that don't let you input "penis."

Mark: Dude that's awesome!
John: That's NOT awesome...
Mark:....Yur a p to the enis.
John: *gasp*

by Sergeant Rat September 12, 2005

ptoughneigh

a slut for romans...holder of average size penis

specialises in thicc e-girls

damn ptoughneigh coming through with the average peen

by master_luigi July 19, 2020

Ptou

Cool ass girls

Ptou is off the hook

by hank December 5, 2003