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pseudocide

To fake one's death; to make others believe one has commited suicide
When John commited pseudocide, he watched the reports on his own death the next day.
by Tyler McBride October 23, 2007
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Pseudo-Liberal

A fringe group of people that may claim to support liberal ideologies of equality, individual rights and freedom, but in reality do not, or that may be incorrectly classified as liberals by others.

This includes the Neo-Feminist movement and others that are often portrayed as the extreme left, thus being used by conservative media to paint inaccurate stereotypes of liberals. In reality, these people have more in common with the Neo-Nazi movement than actual Liberals.
"The emerging Pseudo-liberal movement is an affront to freedom of speech".
by crazfulla June 19, 2018
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pseudo-intellectuals

Pseudo-intellectuals are people of average intelligence who are enchanted with highly intellectual topics and discussions such as philosophy, socioeconomics, destiny of humanity, etc.

Unlike a genuine academic, a pseudo-intellectual’s main reason for being interested in these topics is because it makes him feel intellectually superior to his peers. He usually despises main stream culture, accuses those who disagree with him as being ignorant, and when his ideas are challenged, he often retaliates with “That’s a straw man argument!”

Pseudo-intellectuals can often be found in political discussion boards on the internet, patronizing boutique shops, participating in various Anti-something rallies, sitting on a park’s bench during a weekend afternoon and playing a guitar, or spending eight consecutive years in college trying to earn a B.A degree in political science or philosophy.
Jim: Who is that asshole that sits in the back of the class in American History and pisses off the professor all the time?

Amy: Oh, that’s Mark. He’s one of those pseudo-intellectuals.
by Edgardo February 5, 2007
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pseudo-intellectual

Refers to two types of individuals:

1) Someone who lacks knowledge, but who tries to compensate by pretending to be very smart, by carrying around impressive looking books on science, math, literature, and related subjects. May also wear a trendy, sophisticated pair of eyeglasses.

For the most part, this type is harmless.

2) Someone who has a serious personality disorder. These types derive a great deal of pleasure by "enlightening" others with their "brilliance" and "wit".

Their primary method of operation is to use irony and sarcasm to taunt those who they believe do not live up to their standards. Virtually every word out of their mouth is some unnecessary, smartass remark.

They lack the ability to have a genuine, sincere conversation with anyone. Instead of having a healthy, balanced, back-and-forth exchange, they pontificate and talk down to those who have the misfortune of not escaping the room before they walk in.

It is a waste of time to point out to these disturbed individuals that their behavior is obnoxious, as they will inform you that you simply lack the ability to understand their "superior" view of the world.

Basically, it's someone who thinks that being an argumentative wiseass somehow makes them cultured and fun to be around, and that shouting at the rain and being disagreeable for the sake of being disagreeable somehow makes them substantive.
Me: "I think I'd like some barbecue sauce with my chicken nuggets."

Pseudo-intellectual: "What part of the chicken does the nugget come from, and are the chickens free range, and is the barbecue sauce the same red color as the blood that runs through the streets of Baghdad because of the evil American capitalism and imperialism that empowers greedy coporations such as McDonald's to exist?!"

Me: "Shut up, you delusional pseudo-intellectual."
by Mike_29 August 16, 2009
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pseudo-intellectual

the person above me^^^^
by tipsy August 26, 2003
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pseudo rican

just what it sounds like. pseudo puerto rican. aka someone who looks puerto rican but isn't.
dude, you're not even white, you're pseudo rican
by mangobrat June 25, 2007
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pseudobeard

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.
Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!
by KosherKid March 13, 2008
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