When accused of sexual assault, be it true or untrue, the act paying off the alleged victim for their silence. Successful strategy employed by former and now deceased NBA player Kobe Bryant.
Antonio Brown should have just exercised the Kobe Bryant protocol when the victim requested just 2 million. He is worth so much more.
by Roman Legion October 25, 2020
This is the protocol to end all conflict in the world today. Essentially, if anything has not been claimed ownership of or is contested, the rightful owner is the one who exclaims Dibs. This can pertain to anything that is but is not limited too: Consumable items, permanent items, roles, antiquities, land, and in rare cases people.
Now there are some amendments to this protocol that must be enforced:
1. You can only call dibs on a certain thing if it is within eyesight of the person calling dibs. No calling dibs on the passenger seat of a vehicle in the checkout, as it must be called upon entering the parking lot.
2. Dibs shall only be called when two or more parties have a claim to that item. This can be through verbal or non-verbal clues in the context of the social setting. If someone calls dibs when there is clearly no other person who wants to lay claim to it, it disembellishes the sanctity of the dibs protocol. Dibs is not a word to use in vain.
3. Just to go into further detail on the dibs protocol applying to people. This pertains to calling dibs on the athletic kids in kickball and other games in P.E class where the teacher cruelly picks the two physically acoustic kids as the team captains.
4. In the event that the item that is being called dibs is a public item (ex: classroom seat), dibs must be renewed daily. Either that or until one person has called consecutive dibs on that item for seven days straight. This gives that person full rights to that object
Now there are some amendments to this protocol that must be enforced:
1. You can only call dibs on a certain thing if it is within eyesight of the person calling dibs. No calling dibs on the passenger seat of a vehicle in the checkout, as it must be called upon entering the parking lot.
2. Dibs shall only be called when two or more parties have a claim to that item. This can be through verbal or non-verbal clues in the context of the social setting. If someone calls dibs when there is clearly no other person who wants to lay claim to it, it disembellishes the sanctity of the dibs protocol. Dibs is not a word to use in vain.
3. Just to go into further detail on the dibs protocol applying to people. This pertains to calling dibs on the athletic kids in kickball and other games in P.E class where the teacher cruelly picks the two physically acoustic kids as the team captains.
4. In the event that the item that is being called dibs is a public item (ex: classroom seat), dibs must be renewed daily. Either that or until one person has called consecutive dibs on that item for seven days straight. This gives that person full rights to that object
EX: 1
Conner (new kid in class): Hey imma sit here
Shaianne(a stuck up dweeb): But I sit there, you can't sit there
Conner: Dibs! According to the Interuniversal Dibs Protocol (IDP), this chair is mine now!
Shaianne: yaknow.....Fair enough
Shaianne takes a seat somewhere else, as Connor is now the rightful owner of the chair.
*Russia and Ukraine settle in the Crimea*
Ukraine: This is some pretty good land here
Russia: Yah I like it too
Ukraine: Dibs.
Russia: Well, I was gonna take it over but I can't now because you called dibs.
Ukraine: Yah I know, eat shit commie.
Russia: Yikes, why ya gotta be so rude.
*Ukraine is the rightful owner of the Crimea, and had this happened instead, there would be no conflict.*
Conner (new kid in class): Hey imma sit here
Shaianne(a stuck up dweeb): But I sit there, you can't sit there
Conner: Dibs! According to the Interuniversal Dibs Protocol (IDP), this chair is mine now!
Shaianne: yaknow.....Fair enough
Shaianne takes a seat somewhere else, as Connor is now the rightful owner of the chair.
*Russia and Ukraine settle in the Crimea*
Ukraine: This is some pretty good land here
Russia: Yah I like it too
Ukraine: Dibs.
Russia: Well, I was gonna take it over but I can't now because you called dibs.
Ukraine: Yah I know, eat shit commie.
Russia: Yikes, why ya gotta be so rude.
*Ukraine is the rightful owner of the Crimea, and had this happened instead, there would be no conflict.*
by ThatGuyConnor May 7, 2019
Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.
If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
by Fearman June 16, 2007
This is a type of defication, that upon finishing your poop, it doesn't leave a trace on the toilet paper. Additionally it also doesn't leave any trace within the toilet bowl. Basically its vanishes without a trace - hence Mission Impossible.
by Graeme Day August 3, 2020
A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.
by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Adam Goh June 8, 2021
the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.
John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
by jackbauer May 4, 2012