Protestantism

Fucking Cringe

"Protestantism is fucking cringe"

by TheSharpestTool July 29, 2020

Protein Slap

When you wack off and giz in a condom and give some bitch a faceful of protein.

Yo I gizzed in this condom and then i protein slapped this bitch in the face.

by Pimpin aint ez December 14, 2004

pump action protein gun

The penis, especially in reference to the act of manual stimulation followed by ejaculation.

Remember that girl Sally? The other night i gave her a blast in the face with my pump action protein gun.

by J. Tyree January 11, 2009

protein torpedo

Skin Flute

Mr.Sulu was the Protein Torpedo expert on the USS Enterprise, and as such was subjected to several protein torpedo impacts on a regular basis.

by kjhowell March 1, 2009

Protestant Reformation

A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.

Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?

Person #2: Martin Luther.

Person #1: Oh.

by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009

protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

by Nick D February 26, 2004

protein stain

Spermatozoa that has dried on a fabric or carpet or anything else.

"Damn when my wife sees all the protein stains on our new bed she'll know I've been fuckin' around'

by WILFONG June 11, 2003