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prostate soccer

A sexual act in which one partner sticks his her foot inside the male partner's anus and moves it about in order to stimulate the prostate (see also: finger hockey).
Baby if you don't behave, I'm gonna be the offense and you're gonna be the goalie in a little game I like to call prostate soccer
by SoccerBear June 26, 2009
mugGet the prostate soccermug.

Prostate Punisher

Somebody that prefers to give very rough and painful butt sex. Can be used as a great insult.
by Great Slang Vocabulary September 16, 2009
mugGet the Prostate Punishermug.

Prostate Pelican

A gay guy who wobbles his way into other men's prostates.
Guy: What are you doing to that guy?
Challlls: Touching his prostate.
Guy: Damn prostate pelican.
by Adolf Obama October 19, 2009
mugGet the Prostate Pelicanmug.

Prostate check

A term used by homosexual doctors to make the act of fingering ones butthole seem legitimate.
Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: hello there, it appears you require a prostate check.

Victim: But I came to get a check up regarding my sore stomach?

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: ...I'll be able to view your stomach by... frigging your butthole?

Victim: Sounds fishy to me...

Bent Queer Fag Doctor: Yeah stfu and bend over already.
by MysticShadow November 9, 2012
mugGet the Prostate checkmug.

Prostate tickler

Guy1: Man, John really has his nose up Ringo's arse...
Guy2: Yep, he's a prostate tickler for sure.
by CogDan April 21, 2007
mugGet the Prostate ticklermug.

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.
He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.
by Ian Chode February 17, 2004
mugGet the prostate proddermug.

prostate wash

why did that prostate wash come to our high school reunion? and what's with her douchebag husband?
by specialneeds7744 December 17, 2008
mugGet the prostate washmug.

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