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proctodynia

Your a proctodynic
You remind me of someone whom I suffer proctodynia from.
by Tracker August 3, 2007
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flaqualate [pronounced flack-a- late]

The word is flaqualate. This word has been very useful to a number of people in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
by RobinR99 July 29, 2005
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Pronoun

A word referring to someone in the third person. Apparently, a malleable form of self-expression that needs to be at the forefront of western politics.

It's use is subject to politically correct hysteria that evades the fact the United States is involved in 5 different wars.
"Timmy was asked his pronouns in line at the VA office today."

"Devon received a heavy slap from the busty stripper after asking for her pronouns."
by RustyNailTermz May 8, 2021
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Pontoon

When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
by SlopNChop February 20, 2017
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pronoid

someone who, contrary to all available evidence, believes that he/she is well liked or popular
Despite the angry sighs and unpleasant comments, the pronoid speaker continued with his lecture.
by Camille Atwood January 12, 2004
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poontongue

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.
by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007
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Pronoid

Characterized by the delusional belief that the world is out to help you.
That pronoid dude set me straight ... he assured me that there are no conspiracies ... People NEVER work together in secret to do bad things.

Man, you are suffering from intense pronoid delusions ... You need to listen to Alex Jones !!
by Tursiop June 5, 2013
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