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prosopsikathomaiphobia

The fear of siting in the front row, such as in a class, theater, sporting event etc.
We have to sit in the back because I have prosopsikathomaiphobia.
by chemE-junkie September 24, 2009
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Prokopovich

A homemade condom originating in Cold War Poland, usually made out of aluminum foil.
I stabbed Andris repeatedly with my Prokopovich in the ass.
by Wahi6578 August 12, 2022
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protopetasse

noun: The stage in the "petasse" hierarchy before the "full-fledged petasse" (or commonly named : "petasse"). You can reconnise her by the fact that she doesn't know that she is often beacause she is too young to understand.
I think Mary is a protopetasse.
by Boy Bros May 12, 2004
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probophobia

(n) a mental condition, the essence for what is usually called "homophobia" in men. Women can have an altered form in some instances.

A probophobe is a person afraid of having anything vaguely penis-shaped, or something with balls attached, inserted into their anus.
The main symptoms are not physical, but mental; displaying themselves in a fit of pouting, screaming, or sign-waving directed towards homosexuals.
Extreme cases involve mumblings about "the gay agenda."

There is no known cure, but stands as a curiosity in the psychological world because, upon any manifestation of symptoms at all, the possibility of any anal insertion events whatsoever decreases astronomically. Still, the victim often lashes out at innocent but perceived offenders due to the paranoia related to not having eyes on the back of one's head.
She often complained about how her boyfriend didn't go to the club with her due to his probophobia acting up in the presence of men that could dance better than he could.
by Yitzhak Yitzhak January 1, 2013
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prodoping

The act of doing dope before starting a task.
My ex-wife has been prodoping for years!
by SequentialDrop August 2, 2016
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Protophobia

Guy 1: I’m scared of all the protest
Guy 2: I didn’t know u had protophobia
by NotNoah13 June 10, 2020
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Probopassemia

Probopassemia is a mishearing of prosopagnosia, the disorder where people can't recognize faces.
I can believe Ace has Probopassemia, how does he deal with it?
by Articninja September 17, 2020
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