Programming

Programming is hitting plastic and make the screen go beep beep boop boop and then you get cash

"Hey John" "Hey Carl" "Can you something for me?" "No, I'm busy programming"

by Realirist January 22, 2023

Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.

Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"

by Taway May 23, 2023

Procraminate

When you procrastinate and cram at the same time

"I hope I don't end up in a group assignment with that dumbass who likes to procraminate"
"Man I was up all night procraminating for the finals exam"

by YomamasPads September 27, 2023

Programming test

That's impressive.

Hym Iam "The fact that they had to re-evalue the Programming test because Ree-lon's score was so high does impress me."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2026

Unoriginal Programming

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.

Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.

by elmacko July 19, 2011

Paid Programming

Slots for infomercials and sales for anything ranging from clothing, jewelry, and furniture.

After 1 AM, Girls Gone Wild.

Jimmy's parents thought he was staying up late to watch Gargoyles, but his imagination and Paid Programming were what really kept him up at night.

by Cthulhu July 25, 2021

functional programming

a shitty way to program that is infearior to imperative programmering languages like HolyC

haskell is ass because it uses functional programming

by The Holy Language Authority March 14, 2022