Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003

profanasaurus

the profanasaurus is a dictionary of words that only exist in this book. everyword in this book is horrible and ffun to use... all profanity

dude have u read the profanasaurus
yeah man its gross.
wooooo!

by deiselmark May 21, 2007

Proctonumerology

The process of pulling numbers from your ass.

RIAA Spokesman: Every illegal download costs the record industry $5000.

Bill: Do you have evidence to back that up, or is it just proctonumerology?

by Bobby McGee Ain't Free December 30, 2010

Profamity

Profanity that is altered to become family friendly, or politically correct.

Adam: "Holy shit this is good meat!"
Matt: Now Adam, that is not profamity, we are in public."
Adam: *thinks*
Adam: "Holy Crow this is good meat!!"

by Goteem1993 October 23, 2019

Profagonist

Profag for short, a horribly written protagonist in a manga/anime.

Kirito is such a profagonist.

by Gah! My badonkadonk is too big January 17, 2021

Flaming Poofter

Old english phrase meaning homosexual

Look at that flaming poofter packing his shit

by Luco_D October 27, 2004

Proctoid

Someone that needs a set system to do his task. Has had a process fixed into his ingrained into his mind and functions only that way.

That guy at work is such a proctoid, if it's not written down or we haven't showed it to him yet; he can't figure it out.

by HnkNWav March 3, 2009